well, there go my pants

One time while my mom was preparing for surgery i told her that the anesthesiologist was notorious for trying on the patient's pants while they were under.

i told her of all the wonderful adventures her pants would go on while she was asleep and that when she woke up from surgery her pants would be placed, just as she had laid them, neatly under the hospital bed.

On this particular day, her pants played 9 holes of golf.

(this entry was from an older blog and a few years old, but ran across it today and got a good laugh.)