Overeager

   Being a woman on an online dating site really has its perks.  I mean, we are flooded with interests all the time and we don't really have to look around too much.  But, if you send me multiple messages in a row that are strategically placed throughout the day and I still have not responded I'm probably not interested.  Do you really want me to write you back and say "i am not interested?"  If you do then just say so.

   It's also important to note that if I don't respond to your message within 5 minutes it does not mean I'm a "bitch" or "probably ugly anyways" it simply means that I have not gotten back to you.  Furthermore, calling a woman these names or saying rude and unsavory things to them does not make them wish they had responded more quickly.  It makes them glad that they didn't.

Can i have sex with that?

I had no intention of being 31 and single, but when it comes to matters of the heart we don't always get to choose the definitive outcome.  so, here i am, 31 and single.  dating for the first time in a while and using tools i had not previously used.

How do we meet people if not in the bar or in class?  I am no longer in school and going to the bar just to troll for guys seems skanky at best.  Although, sometimes the idea of being a bit of a slut is pretty appealing.  There's this awesome (sarcasm) thing that happens in a woman's late 20's where your hormones spaz out and want to fuck anything and everything.  I mean, I could look at pieces of furniture and think of different scenarios in which i might be able to use it to work on my behalf.  While doing the dishes at work one day I was turned on just because the water was warm.  I mean, shit.  

So, my brain is saying "stop it, body", but my body is saying, "can i have sex with that?"

I just recently started online dating and the messages i'm receiving from dudes are really just kind of funny.  Not only am I seeing a lot of people on there that I know and knowing they are also seeing me on there, I am getting bombarded with the dumbest shit.  "how fat is your ass?" "what do you taste like?" "my mom told me to message you" (real as hell)

So, what's a reasonably attractive intelligent funny as hell girl in her 30s to do?  

Journey on. Journey on, I say.

because, if all else fails...i can probably have sex with that.