Sold! To the highest bidder.....a date?

   I'm not exactly sure what convinced me this was a good idea, but I may/may not have gotten talked in to being auctioned off for charity.  What does said bidder win?  Well, a date, of course!  a date with me.

   I didn't love the idea of writing about myself, so I asked a friend to do it for me.  Here is what she came up with.

"Jen Ryan is one of Columbus's elite hipsters with her avid bike riding and employment at a local brewery. She loves long walks on the beach, roasting coffee beans, and trendsetting. Jen is a total hottie, obviously, and loves to dress up. She dislikes wearing jeans, but damn they like wearing her. She is a talkative girl and won't be awkward. If the date goes well, she might not ditch you for your roommates. Jen has secret connections at the Zoo that include free admittance and Road Soda. Otherwise the tab is on you. As an added bonus, she is free after 8pm on Valentine's Day."

"Damn, the man! Save the Empire!"

Dreadful Sounds Presents: S.O.S. Date Auction